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thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015
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Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.
Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
mugGet the Take a number 3mug.

Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.
Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
mugGet the Don't take it seriouslymug.

National take a shower day

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
by DariEru September 2, 2021
mugGet the National take a shower daymug.

Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.
Boy, take yourself home.
by NR96 May 15, 2022
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