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pee pee poo poo

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.
"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."
by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022
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Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.
Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.
by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017
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Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
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poo sock

when you shit into a sock and keep it
kyle has a poo sock
by anonymous October 10, 2020
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Poo Punch

After fisting a girl in the ass, spin her around and punch her in the mouth with poo covered fist.
Amanda got poo punched by Jerry last night.
by Swopie May 17, 2025
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by fczxdzfcxvcvvhgjhbiy56565657 February 7, 2021
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President Poo nocchio

Cock sucking President Poo nocchio is about to be impeached.
by Miss Tits McGee October 11, 2019
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