piss to

Laugh from someone, pointing someone's flaws.

Don't piss to me boy. - don't laugh from me boy.

He pissed to me. - he said upsetting thing s that I'm not agreeing with.

by Kilimate January 29, 2019

piss out

Colloq. a probable result of settling for short term with little or no regards for the future.

Not that I'm trying to give any advice or anything but you need to think about staying in the military because if you don't you'll piss out.

by mention with intention May 14, 2023

piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.

"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."

by malachij March 20, 2025

Vietnamese stealth piss

Assume the crouching position as if you were waddling like a duck. Slide your cock out the side of your shorts and have a piss. No one else will see it happen as you are so close to the ground.

Damo 'hey mate did ya end up buying that makita set from bunnings'
Kyle 'yeh mate ripper deal........God damn it damo you just did a Vietnamese stealth piss didn't you. It's pooling around my bloody feet'

by Savage creep December 12, 2022

guatemalan piss missle

The sexual act of your partner laying starfish on a bed, while you back up to the door, then get a running start and jump trying to land your penis into the asshole of the partner

Babe let’s try something new Susanne was telling me about how good a guatemalan piss missle feels

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

Piss Pumkin

Watermelon

I ate that piss pumkin and it squirted juice all over me

by WILLYWYATTWONKA July 1, 2019