Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 25, 2024
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hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.
*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"
by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017
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Poo pluggers

An Australian Colloquialism for decoy poo shoes. Used in a high traffic office scenario.
'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'
by Pixiepuntopistola June 12, 2017
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the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.
We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.
by Shuaman September 20, 2018
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Great Mighty Poo

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!
“He is the Great Mighty Poo and he’s going to throw his $hit at you”
by TheRizzler483 February 16, 2025
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poo crease

Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.
by Godivasports October 28, 2023
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Poo Playing

boy 1: whats that smell?

girl 1: its Ella poo playing over there.
by grdrgdgrdgr October 31, 2022
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