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No Parking

No Parking is an online persona who is found on Discord, claiming to be a sign (Although we all know she's a chick). If she is using vc, she's almost always on performance room.
Haven't you heard? No Parking totes has the hots for him
by B_lank June 17, 2018
mugGet the No Parkingmug.

Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.
“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier
by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024
mugGet the Paid to park copmug.

Spark it and park it

When you light a joint and sit down
"Hey Marino!"

"Yeah?"
"Let's spark it and park it on the couch to watch 'COPS'"
by TheyCallMe"Papa" December 19, 2018
mugGet the Spark it and park itmug.

Yawning at the park

Getting a handy dandy at the public park and covering it up with a yawn
by Gyat(level10) March 23, 2024
mugGet the Yawning at the parkmug.

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
mugGet the Mercedes Parking Lightsmug.

Park Geun-hye

The little princess with major daddy issues.

Nicknamed 'The note princess' because of her father's past military dictatorship, and the fact that she relies on her notes to answer every fucking question asked. She takes this little notebook everywhere, and refuses to answer any unexpected questions from the media. She takes offense when anybody talks shit about her precious daddy, and even made a list of people who had, with various liberals included(even some celebrities!!). This is known as 'The Black List'. Talk about Burn book.

The press and the prosecution later found out in 2016 that this little Mary Sue had a puppeteer who controlled her every move. Seriously, some middle aged woman, basically a nobody, named 'Choi Sun-Sil' chose everything Park should do. From Park's inaugural speech to what clothes the president should wear, that control freak Choi played South Korea with Park wrapped around her big fat PINKY.

The name of the first Korean woman president is now used as a slang to call somebody who has language disorder, or a person who is annoyingly indecisive.
Girl A: ... Uh.. I... ga... just..
Girl B: What are you? Park Geun-hye or something? Can't form a sentence?
Girl C: B, that's harsh. She's not that bad.
by AnotherKimfromKorea February 24, 2017
mugGet the Park Geun-hyemug.

Parking Lot

A place where people go to film music videos and show off their fancy footwork - sometimes people park their cars there as well. Also a source of constant entertainment and joy for those whose apartments overlook them.
Let's go film this music video in the parking lot
by DougieW November 24, 2021
mugGet the Parking Lotmug.

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