a swing in the park

To commit suicide by hanging yourself in a park.

"Hey did you guys gear Dave killed him self?"
"Yeah poor guy went for a swing in the park."

by Bohica69 August 14, 2017

Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.

“Damn Paddy. Why you running late?” “Sorry guys. I’m totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.”

by Johnnie the Stick July 6, 2022

parking

v. Hiking through a variety of tough but beautiful National Parks in succession without bathing. A brief slut wipe now and again is, of course, acceptable.

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Kayley and I and her fiancee were engaged in some very hot parking last week.

Do tell. Did you happen to take any photos?

Hundreds!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

foofoo park jimin

Foofoo Park Jimin is a person on the internet. People have mistaken him as a female but he is male. Lots of people on the internet find him cute. He has the nickname of just calling him Foofoo. He has a main channel on YouTube named Foofoo Park Jimin.

Foofoo Park Jimin is a young boy.

by Foofoo Park Jimin November 25, 2018

Donuts in the parking lot

When someone does donuts in the parking lot it means it took a lot of quick thinking to come up with that solution. In which case, is stated when someone makes a bizarre statement or comment on certain situations.

‘he really did donuts in the parking lot to come to that conclusion, didn’t he?”

by BadAsh42069 December 10, 2023

Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Parked

Something that’s going nowhere, like a parked car.

“Dude, the next spider-verse movie is so *parked*, they’re never making it.”

by JohnPlump February 16, 2025