When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
Get the Old town roadmug. the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
Get the old in the darkmug. 1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.
2) Outdated.
3) No longer funny.
4) A parent (including to those whom had children at a very young age).
5) Belonging only or chiefly to the past; former or previous.
6) Having lived for a long time; no longer obtain youth.
2) Outdated.
3) No longer funny.
4) A parent (including to those whom had children at a very young age).
5) Belonging only or chiefly to the past; former or previous.
6) Having lived for a long time; no longer obtain youth.
He looks old for his age.
She was helping an old =(more politely) elderly woman cross the street.
They brought up the same old argument.
Once you have your first child you’re classified as old now.
A nine-month-old baby.
An old trooper speaking of the last war.
She was helping an old =(more politely) elderly woman cross the street.
They brought up the same old argument.
Once you have your first child you’re classified as old now.
A nine-month-old baby.
An old trooper speaking of the last war.
by PleaseNoSensei October 14, 2021
Get the Oldmug. by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014
Get the day old crimpmug. And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
Get the Old tartmug. I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024
Get the Old Texas Cassie Goodbyemug. by eternal toddler June 14, 2015
Get the old skeletonmug.