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Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.
When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
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old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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Old

1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

4) A parent (including to those whom had children at a very young age).

5) Belonging only or chiefly to the past; former or previous.

6) Having lived for a long time; no longer obtain youth.
He looks old for his age.

She was helping an old =(more politely) elderly woman cross the street.

They brought up the same old argument.

Once you have your first child you’re classified as old now.

A nine-month-old baby.

An old trooper speaking of the last war.
by PleaseNoSensei October 14, 2021
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day old crimp

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.
by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014
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Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.
It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
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Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving
I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024
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old skeleton

That old skeleton wrote in hexademical punch cards!
by eternal toddler June 14, 2015
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