the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
Get the old in the darkmug. Unlike late teens or early 20's, from the age of 23 onwards is considered "old" for someone who still has screen time limits imposed by their parents and is deemed too immature to watch movies like Deadpool. This term highlights the generational gap in perceptions of age and maturity.
At 23, I feel old when my parents still impose screen time limits and think Deadpool is too inappropriate for me, making me question if I'll ever really grow up in their eyes.
by Emotional Cruiser August 8, 2025
Get the oldmug. Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.
by Old_Bert July 8, 2017
Get the old bertmug. An absolute shithole of a school. The teachers are fucking evil and give you a paper towel for a literal BROKEN leg. The students beat you up. The food is mad for dogs and ELC is awful.
by your fav freckle face October 21, 2023
Get the Edna G olds academymug. Winding, 2-lane(one lane in either direction) road in the hills above La Habra. The straightened and widened road built in the early 1990s is a better drive, but the view from just above the top as you drive into La Habra is amazing!
I'd give my left nut to spend the 4th of July on Old Fullerton Road, just below the top, on the La Habra side.
by KISS1974 August 7, 2021
Get the Old Fullerton Roadmug. A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.
by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022
Get the old song marathonmug. An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
by idiocy March 14, 2014
Get the Old Mastiffmug.