old cloud

a heavy band formed in Ballard consisting of Rob Morrison (ex Tarantula Hawk) on bass and synth, Brad Mowen (Accüsed, ASVA, Burning Witch, Apes of Wrath) on battledrums, and Chad Lefler on bass and fuzzbass. Album soon.
trees, fog, hail, batholith, reservation cocktail
old cloud is coming and you're on his list!
by chadremains September 09, 2006
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Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
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Old Bamboo

The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
by Pontefartus June 14, 2024
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Old Man Jeffrey

1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.

2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.
Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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nasty old hag

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!
by comesockcutiepie August 09, 2023
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