Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

Kurt's penis

A very small centimeter defeated. Less than a centi.

That's a very Kurt's penis.

by astr1xz June 18, 2021

Penis Man

Someone who has such a big cock

Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man

by sQUIRELL4EW May 22, 2022

Small Penis

Deagan Martinovic

Deagan has a very small penis

by Cocomelon007 May 14, 2022

Stale Penis

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

Penis Pincher

1. A cockblocker

2. Someone who greatly annoys you.

1. She is a real Penis Pincher
2. I hate her, she is a Penis Pincher

by Duneblazer85 May 7, 2017

Jersey Penis

A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls

That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!

by goopysoup69 December 18, 2022