Ben

A boy who loves hunting for Year 7's, whenever he sees a Year 7 he gets a boner so long, people in Africa think its an elephant trunk. His care for the law has disappeared. He like to stick his dick in any Year 7 he pleases because his pedophilia knows no bounds. Ben's aura is so immaculate that any Year 7 within the vicinity gets wet and starts queefing for Ben

African boy: Is that an elephant trunk
Dad: no its a Ben getting hard to a Year 7

Year 7: Why is my underpants getting wet
Her friend: Probably because a Ben is in the area

by TheRealityclickerinChina February 21, 2024

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my fav person. cant stop thinking abt u <3 u probs won't this definition but if u do, i just wish we were bf and gf again

me: omg why are u so handsome and kind
ben: because im a ben

by screaming monkey February 21, 2024

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Ben Mason

The king of made up words

Doing a Ben Mason; 'Gnawish is a legitimate term that i use in my day to day conversations'

by 76940-3-2938402-2- February 29, 2024

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Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024

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