Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.

Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?

by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020

Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.

“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”

by Itsmee November 17, 2020

maount

it is essentially a term used to describe ones feelings of frustration and hatred to another's feelings towards them that they cannot seem to avoid or return politely.

lola felt lots of maount towards kev.

by izys liover January 1, 2021

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

Montales

Pinaka pogi at Bebe ni Louise

Montales is pogi

by Mon22 January 10, 2021

montanasexual

Someone who is deeply inlove with montana from American horror story

“I love montana so much dude”
“Then youre montanasexual bro!”

by Mydaddyismicheal January 10, 2021

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021