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Michael

Michael's natural existence is a humor to the people around him, he is constantly hitting nicotine and asking people to buy nicotine and alcohol for him because he's too much of a lazy shit. He also thinks he pulls mad bitches but the bitches he does pull live 200 miles away and he has to buy a plane ticket just for some badussy.
Person 1: "Yo, who is that?"
Person 2: "Oh, that guy? That's Michael."
Person 1: "Oh. He looks like a fucking idiot."
Person 2: "He is."
by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022
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Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger
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Michael

This is a guy that is way to loud for his dick size. Like this guy is constantly singing and being so obnoxious when his dick is the size of a grain of rice. He also pretends he's a redneck who rides around with the queen of England in his back seat. Lastly, this guy is supper gay
Michael is kinda weird bro. I mean he soooooo loud and has a tiny dick.
by Weebyblazeit February 4, 2022
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Michael

Michael Laughed at His Cousin
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Michael Ge

A calm, person thats Asian and British and studies positive phsycology.
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Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.
"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."
by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022
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michaele

a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
i got plowed by michaele last night
fuck michaeles fat
by tc fidler February 16, 2022
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