i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

by coolwill February 3, 2025

May 15th

National Lick Your Homies Tiddy Day.

Dude is May 15th lemme lick your tiddy! Uh why? Because it’s national lick your homies tiddy day bro!

by Tiddys man May 14, 2022

Mayed En Tine

A phrase in the celestial language that means "Suffering In Chaos." The world "Mayed" meaning "suffering," the word "En" meaning "in," and the word "tine" meaning "chaos." Used frequently in the recurring song "Chaotic Dance" from the Chronicles of Chronicles series which plays when fighting evil-aligned celestial foes.

Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Shoba Bakaei Lemae
Ochanu Kofo Latae Lima
Orkanasu Volokai Kafi
Unanmo Veletei Ochae
-Opening Lyrics of "Chaotic Dance"

by KrimsonKatt December 3, 2022

May 4th

National let me bite that ass day

Hey its May 4th, let me bite that ass??

by shmerlz May 1, 2024

May

A hella fun and kind person. She makes you laugh easily and and would stand up for her friends in any situation. She’s very competitive and confident when she wants to be. She can be belligerent and a tease you too much sometimes, but means well and will be there for you in the long run. Overall A Fucking amazing person, beautiful inside and out.

PersonA: who’s that she’s gorgeous
PersonB: Yh that’s may, she’s so fun you’d love her

by anonymous December 3, 2022

May 24th

National unground your kids day

Ungrounded means to stop the punishment Over time u gave them # May 24th

by Becky hues May 24, 2022

2nd of May

The 2nd of May is official be nice to brunettes day! Go up to your brunette friend and give her a hug and tell her that she is loved :)

Hey it's the 2nd of May! I'm going to be nice to every brunette I see on the street.

by Ihatemaths221 February 9, 2022