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tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris
Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)
by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013
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Bean

A Bean is someone who is obsessed with anime, is afraid of bugs, and hates her sibling. If you ever meet Bean, you don't want to upset her, or she'll complain to her best friends, Shakira and Susana. You probably will never be able to become friends with Bean because she's socially awkward. She doesn't like girly clothing, so she usually wears anime merch. She watches YouTube every single day, and always checks her social media.
Bean is a Bean.
by TsunxDere November 10, 2019
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Bean Bros

A very hot boyband of hot singles.Pinto is Philip, green bean is Ben, and beanstalk is Josiah.They are all good looking but green bean happens to be the least
by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020
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Cool Beans

The phrase most frequently used when expressing grave disappointment in the Catholic Church.
Not another choir boy Francis! Cool Beans.
by Robloxboy69 November 10, 2021
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Bean

Another term for ecstasy, MDMA, molly (A euphoric drug that makes your senses highly sensitive.) It’s usually used by intense partygoers. It’s also known as rape-drug.
I couldn’t get any sleep last night. I was rolling of the bean.

Eric came through last night with a bag of beans.
by FYFW October 21, 2017
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Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rory's goon cave
"Have you seen Oliva?"
"No, have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans?"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 18, 2025
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bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.
Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!
by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023
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