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swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
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Spaniard horse peacock

the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
by Gaveutheanwser August 13, 2022
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autismo horse lover

a word commonly associated with horse lovers and estrogen, math thew chan
"Hey autismo horse lover!"
math yew chan : "That isn't my name hi I am matthew chan i like horses and men funny haha dogs are attractive"
by buzzy buzzwole lover August 14, 2022
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Nigerian Horse

When a person acts silly and snorts violently like a horse.
Person 1: omg did u see the funny video i sent you
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse
by John Wock August 21, 2022
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Astrology Horsegirl

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals
I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.
by JJdawg42069 September 8, 2022
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Pale Horse

Fentanyl
Heroin was called "horse" for many years, and fentanyl (sometimes called china white) is nasically a pale or lighter colored horse. .
8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
by KrashWorship September 9, 2022
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Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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