certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024

Ur country a dead meme

Worse than ur fammily tree lgbt and all the below x9000.

When this centance is spoken the universe will implode imidiately.

1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur sister a mister
2: ur granny tranny
1: ur grandpap a trap
2: ur family tree lgbt
1: ur country a dead meme
The universe implodes.

by nintendo switch 2.0 March 21, 2018

Dead Server

No one shows up; no one is present.

My friend invited me to a party, but when I came, it was a dead server.

by Luteous September 9, 2025

I'm dead

Expression indicating that one is laughing so hard they will die; a ghetto way to say "lol". Usually said by people who are not even so much as grinning.

"Tanisha insulted Taysheaun to his face!"
"I'm dead."

by The_Truth_Tortoise October 27, 2017

lil dead shit

Naughty kid aussie slang

Ya lil dead shit

by Western 1234 December 5, 2017

Dead trim

Rafi

Rafi has a dead trim

by Dhdhdh dhdh July 30, 2022

Destroy Dead December

A challenge appealing to the Call of Duty zombies players where every day in December adds one round of zombies you must pass. For example, Day 3 would require you to pass 3 or more rounds of zombies. Day 20 would require you to pass 20 rounds of zombies. This is in similar fashion to Destroy Dick December

Bro have you done Destroy Dead December? It's a great challenge

by EpicEnderAlandro November 16, 2020