MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014

Crack Rock On The Head

A secret organization made by a secret company

yo are you apart of croth? (Crack Rock On The Head)

by tredenvr April 24, 2021

crack-w****

Well your standard w**** would f*** for money a crack w**** will f*** for crack

Look at this crack-w**** on the corner

by Marcum ft.worthTX November 9, 2019

Cracked

To have previously involved in intercourse with another person

Frat Boy: Yo I just cracked that bitch last night

by Azivanity August 16, 2025

moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.

Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*

by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019

crack-a-latic

to heavily seasure on the floor in the act of listening to somthing horrible mainly songs

That song was so crack-a-latic i almost started foaming at the mouth!

by T-Yoda May 29, 2007