by Lyne Lyne August 17, 2019
John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.
Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.
by badussy2.0 February 10, 2022
He will be a famous tik tok star. He is also known as the GOAT of everything and the sexyboy. No one can stop him.
by hotgal March 02, 2021
The phrase one says when they are about to get some Premium Pussy or Dick(PeePee) and can be said by both genders
by Focs July 28, 2022
Ryan is a beautiful girl. She’s usually very popular and sweet. She’s usually a blonde and she loves cheer! Everyone loves her. She very friendly and caring.
by Arnold06 June 07, 2019
The definition of this word ( Ryan P/ new RSP ) refers to what Ryan p could've been if she had showed more affection towards the best man she ever had. She started getting bored of the man she "Loved" and probably switch off to another.
1: Victor Perez-Lucio - Ryan P and him would've been so cute together
2: I was hoping for Ryan P to work out with him but it didn't :((
2: I was hoping for Ryan P to work out with him but it didn't :((
by Victor Perez-Lucio June 03, 2023