John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.

"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"

by Alina Rose November 24, 2021

To J Lo

getting off with Sharmilla in a Club and then refusing to take her home as we all know that she is Romeo's at heart.

Bro 1: when are you doing a To J Lo

Bro 2: Every fucking night mate :(

by timshaz]['p;lk0 September 7, 2016

J money

J money means to lie or to cap

Friend 1 :some girl said she’d give me head
Friend 2: j money

by yayadropemoff March 29, 2022

J + N

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever

J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.

by MONEY STEALER June 10, 2023

J-Dix

A nickname given to a wealthy & disengaged co-worker, who generally does not need the income from his job, but rather remains employed to meet a stipulation in his Trust-fund.
In most cases the J-Dix does not engage with coworkers, has quirks about him, and spends as little time doing work as possible.

Worker 1: J-dix rolled in at 10:30 today..
Worker 2: He told me his house was robbed at lunch and left to sort things out.
Worker 1: I just checked snapchat he is jet skiing at his beach house.
Worker 2: How does he not get fired?

by Dubs Dix July 19, 2018

J-cock

The Penis of A Jewish Man.

That is how Shiksas turn convert to nice Newlly Jewish Girls.

For the J-cock

I thought you were a virgin?

Really, why? You met my kid.. And *husband.*

But you're so *Tight!*

You just have a J-cock.

by BWJCBDish November 24, 2018

Megan J. H.

Megan is a lovely gurl who's absolutely gorgeous and is super funny and nice. She's amazing.

Megan J. H. is hilarious and so laughable she's awsome.

by Byefefe May 22, 2018