captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.

Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.

by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013

Woody

Someone with a boner

Yo what's up woody

by Bigmaneddy February 24, 2017

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

woody thorne

A Gay Man who likes little kids

OMG I see a Woody Thorne in the playground

by Big D Rem Dog October 6, 2018

Woody

A gay man who likes man genitalia hence the name wood

You are woody

by Woodys left toe July 19, 2024

Woody

Woody

Acting in a very stiff, yet man-whorish manner. Very hug crazy. Tends to annoy

both guys and girls. Creates losts of awkward moments.

John, you need to quit acting so woody. It is begining to annoy everyone.

by Mal-Mal October 29, 2009

Woody

An average guy that is attractive and rails all his frenimies women because they can't resist. And he senses the so called friends are fake as fuck.

Mike sure gave Jack a hard time last week at work jim... its all good Jack's a woody he'll laugh it off with Mike's woman nadia when he leaves town again, she can't help herself around jack .

by Taker of shit 6969 February 29, 2020