by polly99 May 6, 2009

A nickname for the NFL football team, New York Giants. It is a combination of another nickname and their formal name.
Men In Blue + Giants = G men
Men In Blue + Giants = G men
You see the G men wreck the Eagles last week?
The G men are the greatest sports team in the world, and the Eagles are the worst.
I hate the Philadelphia Eagles, they smell. GO G MEN!!!
The G men are the greatest sports team in the world, and the Eagles are the worst.
I hate the Philadelphia Eagles, they smell. GO G MEN!!!
by Jersey Boy June 27, 2006

the biggest red flag you'll ever meet. they're the best at victimizing themselves and gaslighting you to the point where it'll leave you feeling so hurt. if you ever date one of these, i wish you the best of luck.
kyle seems like such a great guy, he's cute too!
i agree, but he's a pisces man. yk how pisces men are. if you ever date him, watch out.
i agree, but he's a pisces man. yk how pisces men are. if you ever date him, watch out.
by liyah317 September 12, 2021

Yeah, my gf is outta town and I'm so fucking horny. Rob was in the same boat, his gf is off at school. So we ended up fucking to get off, it's not gay if we're not attracted to each other right? Nah, it's just sex with men.
by sexwhore December 29, 2011

by Skinnybiscuit December 6, 2016

Batting balls around with another guy
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
by Mandog098 February 5, 2014

Literally, men from Asia. The term informally refers also to men of Asian ancestry regardless of nationality, in the manner of "White," "Black," and "Hispanic." Discussing "Asian men" per se can be a tangly endeavor because various issues relating to Asian peoples are slowly gaining awareness and inevitably will have some broad-range effect within society.
One issue is sex: there is an unmistakable discrepancy between customary perceptions of Asian women and men. Urban Dictionary exemplifies this. While its multiple definitions of "Asian women" praise Asian women's attractiveness in absolute terms, and even "Asian" itself has long meant "the race with the hottest girls," analogous descriptions of Asian men are conspicuously absent.
This discrepancy, alongside the glut of derogatory entries for "Asian penis" and its synonyms (q.v.), simply evinces society's pervasive distortion of Asian manhood (rank emasculation) and even of Asian womanhood (rank sexualization, an arguable but limited advantage). To add a definition of "Asian men" at all, then, is to begin lifting a veil of ignorance that more comfortably has hung over the face.
The truth is simple. If Asian women are beautiful and vital, then so are Asian men, simply because every group runs its full gamut. Thus, to dispense with clichéd misconceptions of Asian men (among others) is to benefit the self immeasurably, for only with eyes cleared of dust and gunk can one access all there is to be seen.
One issue is sex: there is an unmistakable discrepancy between customary perceptions of Asian women and men. Urban Dictionary exemplifies this. While its multiple definitions of "Asian women" praise Asian women's attractiveness in absolute terms, and even "Asian" itself has long meant "the race with the hottest girls," analogous descriptions of Asian men are conspicuously absent.
This discrepancy, alongside the glut of derogatory entries for "Asian penis" and its synonyms (q.v.), simply evinces society's pervasive distortion of Asian manhood (rank emasculation) and even of Asian womanhood (rank sexualization, an arguable but limited advantage). To add a definition of "Asian men" at all, then, is to begin lifting a veil of ignorance that more comfortably has hung over the face.
The truth is simple. If Asian women are beautiful and vital, then so are Asian men, simply because every group runs its full gamut. Thus, to dispense with clichéd misconceptions of Asian men (among others) is to benefit the self immeasurably, for only with eyes cleared of dust and gunk can one access all there is to be seen.
by lichno May 19, 2018
