kelly-van-winkle

The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.

To my surprise, Vicki was doing the kelly-van-winkle in her leaked nude pic.

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Eisenhower's Wrinkles

The American Highway System, built by Eisenhower for the transportation of the military

Heading to Montana, spending the weekend slipping down Eisenhower's wrinkles

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When Pip oversleeps and a significant amount of time passes until he wakes up and finds himself an old man with a long white beard

Oh look you decided to join us in this century. Our good buddy Pip Van Winkle!

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Mr. Wrinkles is the best dog name ever. He is usually a pug, with a very wrinkly face. Very dumb, very good boy. Loves food, and has missing teeth.

1: aww ur dog is so cute good boy oh he’s dumb too

2: yeah, he’s a Mr. Wrinkles

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