wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.

My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.

by retard-guy November 12, 2022

Wiggle

1)To have one's identity "borrowed" for lame, joking purposes only.

2)The best assistant treasurer in the history of mankind.

Joe got Wiggled when the sports page erroneously attributed a quote to him, when a backstabbing co-worker did it instead.

by TARDBOY70 August 23, 2004

wiggle woggle

When driving and the road has various stops, turns, and obstacles making through passage difficult for travel

"Hey Mr. Leo Potter, how do I get back to M-23 from wal-mart?? "
-"take it to 65 north to avoid the wiggle woggle of Alpena!"

by Hair parted down the middle July 21, 2023

group wiggle

When your in a room full of people and all of their phones buzz at the same time, because you all share a group message.

person 1 *phone buzzes*
person 2 *phone buzzes*
person 3 *phone buzzes*
person 4 "man, I wish I was a part of a group wiggle"
person 2 "ill add you, bro"

by wormlord20 February 4, 2022

Shitty wiggle

When a piece of shit get stuck to your asshole so u wiggle back and forth til it falls in the bowl

How was your shit bro

Bit hairy tbh had to give it a shitty wiggle

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

cambodia wiggle

A nickname referring to Cameron meaning cool kid and smitty werbenjagermanjenson

Hey is that Cambodia wiggle over there?

by SethSarratt January 21, 2018