The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.
by PB & LS November 17, 2009

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 25, 2007

by jamessthilaire December 20, 2017

A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.
David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.
by Drew n Mike KICK ASS April 20, 2006

Mythitcal creature with a human name of Alex or Brandon who hide underneath young boys beds and when the child is asleep they attempt to snap of their wieners. THESE CREATURES AREN'T SMART! So they don't succede much of the time but when they do...They run around screaminf,"I have a wiener!!!"
by Bobby HIll BIlly March 7, 2010

by Bruce Jamz September 26, 2010

I went on a date with this girl, and she didn't put out so I was forced to einner wiener it all night.
by JaclynLancey1413 September 7, 2011
