tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

GALACTIC WIENER SNOT

ALIEN SEMEN/CUM

THE ALIEN LEFT GALACTIC WIENER SNOT IN MANY OF HIS MATES ON MULTIPLE PLANETS THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY.

by jamessthilaire December 20, 2017

abnormally pink wiener

A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.

David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.

by Drew n Mike KICK ASS April 20, 2006

Wiener hug

The act of 2 male penises touching while exchanging a hug.

He grabbed me by the hips and pulled me in for a wiener hug.

by Bruce Jamz September 26, 2010

einner wiener

(v)-to touch your man parts/masturbate

I went on a date with this girl, and she didn't put out so I was forced to einner wiener it all night.

by JaclynLancey1413 September 7, 2011

Wiener CPR

The act of performing oral sex on a man, see also blowjob.

"Yo, man, that girl Angel gave me a special kind of CPR yesterday!"
"Really? Whaddaya mean?"
"Boy, she gave me Wiener CPR!"
"Suh-weet! High five dude!"
*High- five*

Wiener CPR is fun or all!

by astarinmyownmind June 19, 2010