Windows 7

the best os ever

#Windows 7 #Windows #Microsoft #OS

by Daniel7689 November 22, 2016

Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.

Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.

by Paul June 22, 2004

Windows 7

The best OS. Windows 7 is so much better than windows 10. windows 7 has no spyware, no built-in advertisement, no annoying forced update, no several restart to install update that will damage your computer a lot and more spyware added. All of those are on windows 10 but not windows 7.

Microsoft: we will stop giving Windows 7 support after January 14, 2020.
Me: I don't care. What is my anti virus for? I don't give a sh*t to Windows 10. Complete garbage.

Mom: look I bought you a new mac book pro!
Me: *format everything and installing windows 7.

by idkwhatshouldbemyusername November 3, 2019

Windows 10

To keep asking again and again until the person says yes.

Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows 10 me.

by Nik1000 May 25, 2016

Windows tax

The cost of having to pay for a unneeded Windows license, is often referrer to as Windows tax, primarily in the open source community. However by the Windows OEM EULA, you can get your Windows license refunded, if you can't/don't accept the EULA terms.

Lenovo hanged up on me when I tried to get a Windows tax refund.

by Asbjørn Sloth Tønnesen May 30, 2008

kitchen window

A practical view of a situation

Through the kitchen window, increasing revenue from marijuana as a cash crop could replace a decline from oil and gas.

by Mosey Susan January 3, 2022

shit window

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))

Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.

by desterho July 4, 2011