Skip to main content

wheatley portal 2

!!contains spoilers for portal 2!!

goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.

Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a “moron” and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
“Don’t panic! All they said was prepare.”

While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.

Example 2
“Look at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.”
Then continues to say
“Tiny little Wheatley..did THIS!”
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isn’t a moron. Kind of.

Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasn’t all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.

Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.

Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.
Axle: Do you guys know wheatley?
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!
by kylo!! November 27, 2022
mugGet the wheatley portal 2 mug.

whute

Another word for white just in a different spelling
by Qween slayyyyyyyyyyyy November 30, 2022
mugGet the whute mug.
Related Words
wheut whetto whut Wheat whet wheat thin wheatley wheaton wheaties Wheatzies

Whet my stine

Sexual or physical act to one’s vagina or anus that can also be done to a penis. Can be received or done to an individual.
Last weekend bobby whet my stine! it was amazing.

I heard they went all the way. He even whet her stine
by Hamoodhamood September 28, 2023
mugGet the Whet my stine mug.

Mini-wheat

A person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.

This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.
"She had an amazing ass, but when she turned around, I realized she was a mini-wheat."
by Smarto May 2, 2006
mugGet the Mini-wheat mug.

whole wheat cracker

A black person who acts white.
Did you hear Darryl listening to country he is such a whole wheat cracker.
by johnny17 January 27, 2014
mugGet the whole wheat cracker mug.

zuck wheat

A zuck wheat is someone who is not very intelligent, and has a hard time understanding basic principles.
That blonde girl from Clark's Summit surely fits the description of a zuck wheat.
by Dat dude down the street June 3, 2014
mugGet the zuck wheat mug.

The Whether

a dope job app that helps you plan ahead. The Whether personalizes your career discovery process, especially in St. Louis and Chicago areas. It will save you from that inevitable sense of dread at family gatherings when you hear the questions "what is your major now?" "do you have a job yet?"
Mom: Do you finally have an idea of what you're doing this summer???

You: Yeah Mom, I check The Whether.
by Freckled Puma July 12, 2017
mugGet the The Whether mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email