night skiing

a woman masterbating two guys at one time

joe and bob visit kristen for some night skiing

by bowchickawowwow1234 December 17, 2010

ski-premacist

A skiier who thinks they are superior to snowboarders simply because they ski. This attitude is usually found in WASP-y New Englanders decked out in Bogner.

Nothing worse than a ski-premacist when you're trying to enjoy a day on the slopes, bro.

by j3ssme0w January 3, 2010

Ski Patrol

Ski patrol is when one guy sits in the middle of 2 other guys and jerks them off. Similar to skiing.

Kyle sat between julian and nick and ski patrolled em.

by 911insidetrabajo November 17, 2018

ski slope

The action of male ejaculation on a someone's ass crack and letting the sperm ski down.

I decided to give her a ski slope, so I pulled out and shot it on her ass.

by El Cid June 21, 2003

Ski Blam

Blamming a girl from the back, while reaching your hands under her, and grabbing her tits at the same time.

Dude, where is Megan? I need a crucial Ski Blam!

by Gin May 27, 2004

ski-hoe

a hoe who thinks that she is well respected in the male community.She thinks that her hoe tendencies go unrecognized however, she is just passed around the group on the DL

"cindy think she my main bitch but what that ski-hoe dont know is that I know dat nigga mike and he told me she suck a mean dick"

by SunsetSupream May 27, 2004

Nordic Skiing

More commonly referred to as "nerdic," it is almost as cool as alpine skiing. There are two disciplines, classic and skate. Both require incredible strength, effort, and perseverance, although less skill than other types of skiing including freestyle, alpine racing, and ski jumping.

A: I have my first nerdic skiing race today, wish me luck!

B: Wow maddd respect dude, that almost as cool as what I'm doing this afternoon, which is going 90 mph to win the downhill.

A: Oh yeah?? I GOT A 5 ON THE AP TEST

B: ...

Nordic Skiing

by jski13 January 13, 2012