wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.

Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing

by jailbooked January 22, 2011

Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.

That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.

by xevonline May 31, 2013

Wallet Candy

A condom conveniently carried inside a man's wallet

Bro! Do you have any wallet candy?! My girl and I are hanging out tonight!

by punterm49 February 8, 2015

Wallet Weeper

A stingy ass who doesn't spend for his friends at parties. He conceals the money every time from his friends.

Peter is a wallet weeper and his nasty attitude sucks big time. I wonder how his girl friend survives.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 19, 2015

Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.

I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.

by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016

walletphonekeys

Word used as a reminder before leaving anywhere for what is required before successful departure. It is an easy catch phrase that sounds like a popular band that rocks!!

In your own mind repeat "walletphonekeys" as you exit any location. You will never leave a situation unprepared again! Walletphonekeys rock!!!!

by Crafty creations June 16, 2018

wallet to the balls

When the wallet to the balls is playable ,make sure you know what to expect from your evening because a broke wallet sometimes can go both ways and broke balls is an embarrassment from your date.

Man I went wallet to the balls and I ended up broke in only the bank and and the balls stayed to them selves

by Peter deter July 14, 2019