Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006

wake-n-vape

Waking up and hitting the vape - basically the same thing as waking up and having a cigarette, but with a vape.

I wake-n-vape every morning since I stopped smoking cigarettes

by Mad Morrigan October 01, 2017

Wake up filthy

The producer f1lthy's tag, commonly heard in some of Playboi Carti's songs.

"Wake up filthy"
"Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a cutter, yeah, sippin' on Wock'"

by Call911ForRobux July 11, 2023

wake n wing

the act of eating wings (usually hot wings) immediately upon waking up.

usually the wings will be from the night before and one will leave them on a bedside table, though it's not uncommon for a friend to reheat them and wake you up with the reheated wings.

on the phone with Buffalo Wild Wings
"What time do you open tomorrow? I'm tryna wake n wing"

by juliet johnnson...superwoman March 29, 2016

A Wake up Eggman

A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during

I gave my man a Wake up Eggman. I'm pretty sure he loved it

by Zelos9 May 18, 2019

Waking the baby mammoth

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.

E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!

by Alosie December 04, 2009

African wake up

Musangwe fight Doctor masturbates unconscious fighter to wake him up.

Musangwe is an African Tribe that has doctors related to fighting that masturbates unconscious fighters to wake them up. Hence, African Wake Up

by BFOR July 12, 2020