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Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.
1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"
by F.Underwood December 22, 2015
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Welcome to the future

Welcome to the future is a song that's the main menu theme of Trials Fusion.

It's lyrics are:

Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.
Welcome to the future.

Man, machine, the future.

Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.

-Music

Slay your darkest fears.

Down the narrow tracks we steer.

Welcome to the future.

Light-years ahead of evolution.

Welcome to the future.

-More music.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024
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Welcome mat

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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Welcome to Moe’s

When one male inserts their thumb 1 knuckle deep into the rectum of another male
Hey Brian did you see when Kenny have Mo and Welcome to Moe’s
by Azeroth730 August 1, 2022
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Welcome to country

When an Abbo gives someone a proper "g’day" by bashing them up, stealing their shit, or screaming like a feral banshee. It’s their twisted way of rolling out the red carpet. Break-ins, bashings, or a loud-arse yell-fest, all in the name of "culture."
Saw those blokes pull a Welcome to Country last night, fists, yells, and not a brain cell between ‘em!
by ScxllyYT March 9, 2025
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