Always think someone is stealing their man(even if he looks like a dead rat) still don’t know the difference between foundation and orange eyeshadow. Thinks it’s cool to brag about “juuling”when you haven’t touched one in your whole itty bitty life. Still posts 11:11 on their story’s even tho NO ONE GIVES AF!
by pimpinsince’69 December 5, 2019
Get the Union city 8th graders mug.1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.
Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Wife Scenario 1:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."
Wife Scenario 2:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."
Hotel Scenario 1:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."
Hotel Scenario 2:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."
Wife Scenario 2:
Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."
Hotel Scenario 1:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."
Hotel Scenario 2:
Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
by theSchneid June 14, 2011
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A separate but equal alternative to civil marriage for heterosexual couples who oppose marriage equality on religious grounds. Provides all of the same rights and benefits of marriage but without the stigma of the label "marriage" now that the institution of marriage has been destroyed by allowing gays and lesbians to get married in some jurisdictions.
Dave: "I just heard that Mike and Cathy cancelled their wedding! Did they break up?"
Diana: "No, but after that lesbian couple moved in next door, they decided to get a religious union instead."
Diana: "No, but after that lesbian couple moved in next door, they decided to get a religious union instead."
by Redneck Lawyer October 20, 2012
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Dude 2: Yeah I know and all the girls there are complete sluts
Dude 1: Yeah you are right. this one girl started dating me and i called her a slut because I found out she was dating another guy
Dude 2: Yeah I know and all the girls there are complete sluts
Dude 1: Yeah you are right. this one girl started dating me and i called her a slut because I found out she was dating another guy
by Inforestly June 21, 2018
Get the Hartford Union High School mug.1. Became known by its current style in 1993, when Maastricht was signed and the keys to the UK and frankly everywhere else in Europe were handed over to new management in Brussels.
What started out as an innocent economic adventure, through the 1980s, slowly turned into a nightmare political descent as it became apparent that - lets be crude and frank - France and Germany did want a union in which they couldn't and didn't have DIRECT control over.
2. More recently things have become more serious and sinister with firstly the Treaty of Nice and now the blueprint for a country called Europe with its own constitution.
Frankly the United Kingdom, should go a step further and vote on membership not a pathetic federalist vision of a constitution for a whole continent of countless races, languages and cultures that simply don't and won't ever fully integrate.
Home rule for Britain - God Save our Head of State, the Queen!
What started out as an innocent economic adventure, through the 1980s, slowly turned into a nightmare political descent as it became apparent that - lets be crude and frank - France and Germany did want a union in which they couldn't and didn't have DIRECT control over.
2. More recently things have become more serious and sinister with firstly the Treaty of Nice and now the blueprint for a country called Europe with its own constitution.
Frankly the United Kingdom, should go a step further and vote on membership not a pathetic federalist vision of a constitution for a whole continent of countless races, languages and cultures that simply don't and won't ever fully integrate.
Home rule for Britain - God Save our Head of State, the Queen!
"a scary vision of the future : Malta, Finland, Lithuania, Ireland, Belgium and Cyprus all with the same currency, Parliament and law to uphold - oh shit, thats NOW!"
by britishandworried January 29, 2005
Get the European Union mug.the shite version of rugby played by posh upper-class southerners who are scared so they boot the ball upfield when they recieve it so they dont get hurt, it is proper boring 2 watch + contains alot of stupid rules eg. a lineout,ruck.
northerner: fancy a game of rugby?
southerner: i hope you dont mean league? im scared of playing that! can we play rugby union instead?
northerner: "fuck off ya faggot! are you a man or mouse?"
southerner: i hope you dont mean league? im scared of playing that! can we play rugby union instead?
northerner: "fuck off ya faggot! are you a man or mouse?"
by toughestgameofall July 23, 2007
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