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polish titty twister

A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.
"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"
by Polishmilkjug December 22, 2013
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Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor
Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”
by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018
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Toe Twister 2000

When You attach a girls toes to a large drill, then put your dick in her toes than start the drill, creating an orgasmic experience
Kathy game me the toe twister 2000 last night and it was better than any foot job I’ve ever gotten from a slut
by M-RetinaDis-PlayJ69 June 14, 2018
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Taiwanese tongue twister

During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.
Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
by Cum faggot May 19, 2019
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Bulgarian Nipple Twister

An absolutely devious play in a game of chess which causes the opposing player to let out an unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being.
Greg: "I can't believe I got away with that play on Michael in this game of chess."
Michael: " *An unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being*"
Greg: "Wow, I guess I really laid down that Bulgarian Nipple Twister."
by Old Spice Muncher June 6, 2023
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teriyaki titty twister

A usually cheap turbo bought from an Asian country that won't last long
When they are ragging on your shit ox 1992 civic but don't know about the teriyaki titty twister under the hood
by Soul Emperor December 13, 2019
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siberian titty twister

Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.
My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.
by Coco Sean July 27, 2018
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