Onion Treatment

When you are about to engage in sex with someone who is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes it is the act of taking their shirt by the bottom and tying it up over their head and then fucking them. Thus, resembling the shape of an onion.

"Lisa has such a hot body, but her face is uglier than shit..." "I think I'm goona have to give her the "Onion Treatment"."

by ed mack September 30, 2006

tourist treatment

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your hometown soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.

"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."

by buks May 11, 2006

Poor treatment

Poor treatment is the act of someone getting treated badly.It can be in any type of relationship, weather it is getting the short end of the stick, or just getting treated like shit.

if you are someone's backup friend or if someone despises you, they would give you poor treatment.

by Kailey12345 April 15, 2017

The Downtown Treatment

If you are ever in your City's downtown section, and every creepey motherfucker has left their cave and is there with you- You are getting the downtown treatment. This lovely expeirence not only seems to happen right when you make it downtown, but feels fucking timed for it.

Lots of weirdos + One place = The downtown treatment.

I was trying to make it to house of imports today, and got stopped by two cops, one drunk shoeshine guy, three gangbangers, and a seriously pissed of homeless dude. Feels like the downtown treatment to me.

by P.s.1.isdoomedsuckers December 9, 2008

Sewerage Treatment

the act of shitting on a mate's face then proceeding to clean it up by pissing it off

My girlfriend let me give her the sewerage treatment last night... she is a terrible person.

by Peter North and Friends March 5, 2009

the royal treatment

Right before male ejaculation while receiving dome, forcefully feed that bitch a shot of Crown Royal and BOOM! Tell her to swish around and enjoy!

Julie is such a cunt bag that she asked me when I was going to start treating her like the princess she is. I quickly responded with the Royal Treatment, and now she doesn't bitch anymore.

by King Balls February 23, 2008

Trivial Treatment

To spit in the face of someone who has just either blatantly disrespected you in public or in front of friends. Said person who's face is now covered in spit does nothing to harm or hurt the person who spit. Just curses and states "me and all my boys are going to fuck you up" while backing away

hey brotha, you missed it yesterday. Some kid pushed johnny and broke his cig. Johnny gave that bitch the Trivial Treatment.

by Taxon July 26, 2011