Turbo Wristy

A style of hand-job where the aim is to make the penis ejaculate while it is still flacid/unbonerated, ultimately looking like a dying snake vomiting.

"Man, I was woken up this morning by my bitch givin' me a turbo wristy, y'all"

"Excuse me, miss, how much for a turbo wristy in my car?"
"£4"
"OK then, I'll take one"

by Combo-Rai August 5, 2011

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Turbo Normie

A Normie who is even more stupid than a normal normie. Turbo normies have little-to-no critical thinking skills and will do whatever the mainstream media tell them to. They do not have opinions of their own, only what the television or newspaper tells them. The only thing worse than a turbo normie is an uber-normie.

Me: Do you think we should really punish ourselves by paying so much for fuel when it won't do anything about the war in Ukraine?

Turbo Normie: Well....we can't let him get away with what he's done, can we?

by 1--%notanormie June 1, 2022

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Twin Turbo

This sexual move is done when someone fists a woman's asshole and vagina with, preferably, alternating thrusts. This should not be done by amateur as it is very brutal.

Husband "Have a drink, honey. We are gonna Twin Turbo your holes tonight!"

Wife "Oh god, ill grab the lube and vodka...."

by TranslucentAnalBeads February 2, 2015

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Turbo Slut

1. a slut in turbo mode.

2. alex.

3. a non-stop slut.

That girl that gave me aids was definately a turbo slut.

by Hallie Bob August 3, 2006

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turbo nerd

A person who wears a sweater vest, pocket protector, thick glasses and talks about how much they love Star Wars. Overall, they are the social outcasts who play Dungeons and Dragons on Saturday nights and go to comic conventions each week.

Man, that kid is such a "Turbo Nerd"

by H C G December 11, 2006

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