Tug of War

"The tug of war" is a phenomen that takes place after wipping with excessive toilet paper. Said paper gets stuck in ones ass while also finding water. Upon flushing the "Tug of War" commences.

"what took so long In there? Is everything okay?"

"Sorry, I lost a tug of war battle."

by Bionicbrady November 6, 2017

turbo tug

when she jerks you off so hard you gain an australian accent

"hello my fellow american friend, *gets turbo tug* CRIKEY IVE JUST BEEN TURBO TUGGED MATE

by PAUIJAY August 21, 2016

Dump and Tug

When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.

"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."

by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020

Lug Tug

The act of being sexually pleasured by hand in an automobile.

I've never blown a bigger load than from the Lug Tug i got on the freeway last night.

by Autamary October 6, 2008

rug tug

1. A rug tug is a man's way of letting his woman know to shave her pubic hair. If you have a woman who refuses to shave, every time you see the hair start pulling on it really hard.

Johnny Depp: How about I give you a rug tug my dear?
Prostitute: Ok I'll shave it off dickhead!

by CallMeVincentVega December 9, 2009

Tug time

The time allocated to a well earned masturbation session. Remember, this is not frivolous knuckle shuffling, but an important reward for a job well-done.

Mom: Do the washing up!

Jack: But mom, this is my tug time, ffs!

by Herman Cain's spunk rag November 23, 2011

Tuggy Tug

When another person tugs on a males balls, lifting them away from his rectum.

Sasha gave her boyfriend a tuggy tug.

by babyfaeries March 21, 2011