turbo tug

when she jerks you off so hard you gain an australian accent

"hello my fellow american friend, *gets turbo tug* CRIKEY IVE JUST BEEN TURBO TUGGED MATE

by PAUIJAY August 21, 2016

Dump and Tug

When you are taking a dump, but your super horny and don't want to wait until you finish. So you spread your legs and start jacking off until you ejaculate right when your poop drops.

"Man I haven't seen my girl in 10 days. Might as well dump and tug since I'm in the bathroom already."

by EagleOneSolo January 14, 2020

Tug Thumping

A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.

Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.

by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011

Lug Tug

The act of being sexually pleasured by hand in an automobile.

I've never blown a bigger load than from the Lug Tug i got on the freeway last night.

by Autamary October 6, 2008

rug tug

1. A rug tug is a man's way of letting his woman know to shave her pubic hair. If you have a woman who refuses to shave, every time you see the hair start pulling on it really hard.

Johnny Depp: How about I give you a rug tug my dear?
Prostitute: Ok I'll shave it off dickhead!

by CallMeVincentVega December 9, 2009

Tug time

The time allocated to a well earned masturbation session. Remember, this is not frivolous knuckle shuffling, but an important reward for a job well-done.

Mom: Do the washing up!

Jack: But mom, this is my tug time, ffs!

by Herman Cain's spunk rag November 23, 2011

Tug-boating

(non-Gender Specific) When a girl is in between two men. The guy in front is receiving a hand-job and leading her forward while a man is pushing her forward in her vagina or ass;

or,
when a man is between a woman who tugs him forward teasingly with a blow-job or hand-job and a man (or woman with dildo) pushes from behind in his ass.

"Last night Mellisa was sucking teasingly and James was driving me from behind. It was the best Tug-boating I've has in a long time.

by bakers_botulism January 8, 2010