A sexual practice in which one forces one’s sexual mate/partner to take an entire box of laxatives. One then waits for the fountain of shit to come out of the partner’s anus and then uses one’s hand to reflect the fountain of shit back into the direction of one’s partner. If done correctly, shit should cover one’s hand like a glove. One then severs his or her own hand off and the two partners eat it only using their mouths while jerking themselves off.
by Pen1sMaster October 21, 2021
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by JaydenTomlin April 16, 2021
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I cant believe you shit on the girls chest and then wrapped her in a shower curtian, what an awesome turkish lunchbox
by lunchbox giver October 4, 2008
Get the turkish lunchbox mug.1. The act of getting your friend as drunk as you possibly can, then throwing them into the open hole of a construction site porta-a-john
2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.
2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.
1. "dude we need to get Eric back for being an asshole, lets give him the Turkish nightmare after he finishes drinking"
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"
by JBook July 18, 2006
Get the Turkish nightmare mug.A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .
by thekwafer December 25, 2010
Get the Turkish Firing Squad mug.The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that escape is very difficult, depending on the throw of only one particular number.
(See Ottoman Prison for a related term.)
(See Ottoman Prison for a related term.)
(During a backgammon game.)
You: "Now you are in a Turkish Prison and only a 4 will allow you to escape."
Your opponent: "Well at least I'm not in an Ottoman Prison."
You: "Now you are in a Turkish Prison and only a 4 will allow you to escape."
Your opponent: "Well at least I'm not in an Ottoman Prison."
by Crater14 January 23, 2011
Get the Turkish Prison mug.An orgy that has a chicks to dicks ratio, that clearly favors the dicks by at least three dicks per every one chick.
by Monsterricharddrager April 8, 2010
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