Tomato Eyes

A condition commonly brought on by excessive smoking of Cannabis wherein the eyes are reddened to the point that they look as red as tomatoes.

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Did you see the Willie Nelson concert last night? Yeah! He had awful tomato eyes the whole show!
by MJMole April 27, 2011
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tomato sludge

The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.
Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."
by AbstractPits February 03, 2023
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Spicy tomato

Have you seen Janice in accounting? She's a real spicy tomato.
by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016
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Taking the Tomato

The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry
Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?

aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...
by 9th floor whoree December 13, 2010
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squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.
" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"
by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 April 22, 2018
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Tomato Sheets

When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
by Gynobutter December 27, 2019
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Justin tomato

Justin tomato is redder than usual
by Yourclassmate March 03, 2018
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