tomato fag

a gay or lesbian person who seems very straight in dress, interests, and social interactions, and would never let you think that they were gay unless they told you straight up. derived from the idea of a tomato: it seems like it should be a vegetable because it looks and tastes like one, yet is actually a whole ass fruit when you dive a little deeper.

"dude you remember Alicia? turns out she was actually a tomato fag"

by Hi! I'm Paul! November 13, 2020

Tomato Eyes

A condition commonly brought on by excessive smoking of Cannabis wherein the eyes are reddened to the point that they look as red as tomatoes.

Weed Marijuana Red Eye

Did you see the Willie Nelson concert last night? Yeah! He had awful tomato eyes the whole show!

by MJMole April 27, 2011

Spicy tomato

A sexually attractive person

Have you seen Janice in accounting? She's a real spicy tomato.

by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.

I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

by Buttery Egg roll January 10, 2022

tomato juice

when a transgender male has his period, it is called tomato juice.

"Yeah, I just got my tomato juice.." 👦 says.

by mr fooky funk July 18, 2021

Taking the Tomato

The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry

Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?

aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...

by 9th floor whoree December 13, 2010

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 April 22, 2018