Term commonly used when refering to a glass pipe that is used to smoke Crystal Meth. The pipes are more commonly refered to as a pizzo. Called an Oil Burner so that they can be legally purchased in a store. Often they are stuffed with a plasted flower of some sort and labeled as a "Mystic Vase". They can actually be used as an oil burner by simplying buying the liquid scented oil and instering into the bowl and going thru the same motions as smoking but rather then enhaling you exhale creating a wounderful smelling atmosphere.
Store clerk:"What can I get for you today?"
Customer:"Ummm can I get an oil burner?"
Store clerk:"would you like the $3 the $6 or the $8 one?"
Customer:"umm..the $3 one"
Store clerk thinks to himself - "damn tweaker"
Customer:"Ummm can I get an oil burner?"
Store clerk:"would you like the $3 the $6 or the $8 one?"
Customer:"umm..the $3 one"
Store clerk thinks to himself - "damn tweaker"
by |-|0|*i/\/_2_ B_ |)o |* 1 /\/ October 1, 2005
Get the oil burnermug. Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.
I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Get the Essential Oilsmug. by Brndntylr May 4, 2016
Get the dick oilmug. The math used by oil executives or anyone else to calculate the flow of oil or some other liquid from a well with full knowledge that the numbers mean nothing, because they really have no way of knowing the real answer.
Bill: Say Jim, how much water do you think is pouring out from that fire hydrant we just hit?
Jim: Well, to me it looks like about 45 gallons per second.
Bill: How can you tell?
Jim: Oil Math
Jim: Well, to me it looks like about 45 gallons per second.
Bill: How can you tell?
Jim: Oil Math
by lmc94 June 12, 2010
Get the Oil Mathmug. An exceptionally thick and bitter coffee enjoyed by military personnel all over the world. Usually brewed from the cheapest coffee in the dirtiest pot available.
Bill: "Hey Joe, you have the watch tonight get some sleep.".
Joe: "Nah, I'm good, got some of Cheifs Motor Oil to keep me runnin."
Joe: "Nah, I'm good, got some of Cheifs Motor Oil to keep me runnin."
by TChaser November 9, 2016
Get the motor oilmug. by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017
Get the texas oilmug. We didnt have enough water for the slip n slide so Linda opened the flood gates and used her lady oil .
by Winters & Yonkers August 3, 2019
Get the lady oilmug.