Singaporean Academic + Anatomical Disorder Slang
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the Bell Curvemug. basically the music equivilant of a cheat code. it's good, just fucking google a preset of it, all the cool kids are useing it anyway.
dude: "why does your mix allways sound so nice"
Pro: "i use the fletcher munson curve"
dude: "tf is that"
Pro: "it's complicated"
Pro: "i use the fletcher munson curve"
dude: "tf is that"
Pro: "it's complicated"
by Fletcher Munson Curve User August 11, 2017
Get the Fletcher munson Curvemug. S-curve is a body movement used to maximize stimulation. Done by moving the position of the pelvis into different positions while engaging in sex.
Doing the S-curve} is a request to have your partner move her/his hips in a rhythm that makes maximum use of the friction in the requesters sexual organ. When moving forward on a mans penis the partner turns their hips upward. On the return stroke the hip are moved downward to stimulate the bottom, more sensitive, part of the penis. It can start slow and become faster as the sexual energy builds or you can maintain a single speed from start to finish.
For women S-curve is having the sexual partner move to find the most stimulating area of the vagina and then combining the stroking to lesser stimulating areas to show the contrast. Can be frustrating to get used to but once you are the energy build to a very high state. Very nice while scissoring.
Doing the S-curve} is a request to have your partner move her/his hips in a rhythm that makes maximum use of the friction in the requesters sexual organ. When moving forward on a mans penis the partner turns their hips upward. On the return stroke the hip are moved downward to stimulate the bottom, more sensitive, part of the penis. It can start slow and become faster as the sexual energy builds or you can maintain a single speed from start to finish.
For women S-curve is having the sexual partner move to find the most stimulating area of the vagina and then combining the stroking to lesser stimulating areas to show the contrast. Can be frustrating to get used to but once you are the energy build to a very high state. Very nice while scissoring.
Stroke me with the S-curve . I am close to climaxing.
Let's do the S-curve.
The s-curve is one of the few things you can learn watching porn.
Let's do the S-curve.
The s-curve is one of the few things you can learn watching porn.
by Gandword May 22, 2018
Get the S-curvemug. Curving | verb | ker-vįng |: the opposite of edging, curving means to bust instantly instead of holding out like edging
“I was curving to your mom last night”
by anonymous geese April 24, 2025
Get the Curvingmug. 1. a dependance of concentration of a given substance on time
2. a translatory device between UCT and Zentiva researchers
2. a translatory device between UCT and Zentiva researchers
There are three eternal topics of debate on Chobotix meetings: formatting of size distribution graphs, zeta potential, and formatting of dissolution curves...
by crabter January 30, 2024
Get the dissolution curvemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the Let Me Drift Around Your Curves Like A Sunflower Seedmug. .9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 12, 2025
Get the .9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed For The Absurd.9.mug.