thick forehead

then the eyebrows on your forehead look like a swollen vaginal area that has not been shaved. it is a deformity that causes your head to look like a swollen grape fruit that has been ejaculated into. you often think of these people as mentally not stable.
the condition causes interruptions in the brain leading to acts of theft of motor cars as well as non stop online gaming.
look at that, he has a thick forehead
by Keith24 January 20, 2019
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Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
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Thick Butter

Melting a stick of butter cumming the in the butter freezing it then shoving it up someone’s ass
Man 1:Dude I did a thick butter with my girl last night

Man 2: Dude wtf is wrong with you see a therapist
by OpieLove January 17, 2023
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Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.
"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"
by Smallwise OGee January 25, 2022
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Thick Mint

The act of preforming anal sex after dipping ones cock in Vicks Vapor Rub (or similar menthol based product).
Me: It's my girls birthday tonight, maybe I'll give her the old "thick mint"

Friend: Nice man! That one burns and cools at the same time.
by JabaSan February 26, 2020
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motion thickness

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle
by Motion thickness March 07, 2014
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Thick Shady

The fatter, homosexual version of Eminem's demented alter-ego Slim Shady.
"God, man, did you hear Thick Shady's debut album M3RK? That shit goes so hard!"
by iamthickshady May 29, 2022
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