Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 25, 2004

israel theory

The feeling you get of disgust after blowing a massive load to your favorite pornstar and don’t like her anymore

“Wait why is it that when I cum I’m like I don’t like her anymore... we’ve been through the Israel theory already”

by Postisraeltheory December 18, 2019

quantum theory

Ummmm. What he said.^^^^^^

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

music theory

A set of rules, guidelines, and terminology that musicians have come to agree upon over time.

Music theory mostly deals with the earliest music ever written on paper to music written in the late 1800's.

Music theory = my favorite class

by The Drafted's guitar player April 28, 2005

crackpot theories

Completely insane or inane theories, often dreamed up by paranoid schizophrenics, conspiracy theorists, and ChristianConservatives.

John's ramblings and crackpot theories about UFO's were completely disregarded by his peers.

by b_Alister May 6, 2010

conspiracy theory

The result long term cannabis usage has on thought process. Thefoer anything that is most likely true, changes to being a cover up or having a 'hidden agenda'. Usually spouted by douches on the popular video sharing site Youtube. These people make their videos and then of course, the truth is uncovered. Hey, its on youtube, it must be true!

You know that September 11th is a Conspiracy theory. Thousands of hours of video recordings showing what the government want you to see, but I have found just 10 seconds that show the real truth. Smoke the spliff and see!

by Prof.Capt.Maninjamica. April 13, 2010

window theory

Fucking shit film about a bunch of gay guys-losers.
The muscles on them,jesus christ its sickening!!!!

"window theory, fags mad about each other"

by lenkylicious August 11, 2006