When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 8, 2019
Get the Battered subwaymug. When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.
Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"
Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"
Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"
by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017
Get the Subway Smoothiemug. „So i gave my ugly piece of a Cumpdumpster some Subway and she came all over my latex gear, that demands severe punishment“
by RabbitZH August 16, 2021
Get the Subwaymug. a dood from subway who is a dood who is a dood who lives at subway and he's a dood sponsored by subway.
by Kaitlyns son May 6, 2021
Get the Milad From subwaymug. by The 2nd Right one July 7, 2023
Get the Subway surfersmug. Where the hottest people go and they pee on the bread and eat the cheese with their silly lil toes only baddies work here so if ur a furry and ugly af work at subway
by FartLicker May 21, 2022
Get the Subwaymug. by Cloudzuwu April 21, 2021
Get the Subway eatermug.