Spiderman webshooter

A dumbass thing to tell a girl who’s interested in you. Literally the fastest way to fucking repel a girl.

Person 1: Hey whatchu doing?
Person 2: Making a Spiderman webshooter.
Person 1: *Lags for 3 years

by thanos694204996 November 22, 2021

Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an naked woman. The man then proceeds to lick his semen off the woman's body.

"I'm going to do the Spiderman to you" Eugene said.

by VKoi August 7, 2015

spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

by brecky August 21, 2007

Spiderman

After you smash and go to pee, a spider-man is when the cum and pee mix and hit the toilet bowl, creating a long web. extremely rare.

hey babe, come check this shit out!!! i just hit a spiderman!!!

by Guierrmo The 3 July 10, 2019

Spidermanning

To make the conscious decision after you blew your load to get rid of it by throwing it at someone, alike the way Spider-Man slings webs at his enemies.

Kyle: Yo dude, I was totally spidermanning people standing down on the street below from my balcony.
Sinon: That’s sick man...

by JHerb46 August 9, 2020

Spiderman

Verb: when left over cum gets on your hands and everything you touch sticks to you

I was watching pornhub last night and my box of tissues spidermanned to my hand

by thorhateslily September 26, 2017

marvels spiderman 2

19 inches of Venom

Man I live Marvels Spiderman 2

by RadicalMonarch November 28, 2023