ralph san gabriel

an asshole to society. all he does is squeeze your legs and slap your ass

ralph san Gabriel is so cute! but hes gay

by jern smerth May 14, 2015

Ralph Fact

A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.

Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"

Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"

Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"

by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021

Ralph

The annoying classmate that gets everyone one in trouble. He loves to make fun of and annoying girls who he likes. He's obsessed with basketball even though he's horrible at it. He and his friends think they are always innocent and their not.

"Man Ralph is the worst, but I love him!" said Ella

by mr.zanewhy October 29, 2018

The Ralph Little Effect

When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous

I could never get a hot girl like her unless I was rich or famous, I need the Ralph Little Effect!

by DaGuy001 July 6, 2011

Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black

“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”

by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023

Ralph

A short man hoe who likes eggplants

Ralph looks like a gay lizard.

by Carzyperson October 12, 2018

Ralph NADA

Da famous "upper-echelon" dude from da National Automobile Dealers Association who penned da notorious totally-off-da-charts-popular-at-da-time-of-first-printing book "Unworthy At Any Price" about overall quality and value --- or lack thereof! --- of various contemporary vehicles.

Vehicle pricing and quality have varied over the years, so perhaps Ralph NADA should publish an updated "second edition" printing of his well-known consumer-protection-type literary work.

by QuacksO January 1, 2020