Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

Moist Camping

Another term for camping in the rain .... Moist,Wet....

Anyone down for some hiking and moist camping?

Fuck I love moist camping...

by Bill furry September 24, 2018

Moist Jeb

The best man a friend can ask for, but severely underrated, I mean come on he is ok at least

Moist Jeb : hey guys I love you
ShitPost: Fuck you Jeb your not one of us

by Moist Jeb May 9, 2019

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.

Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.

by Dakooter November 22, 2021