Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

Abe Lincoln

When someone shaves off their pubic hair and superglues them to another person's face.

Craig passed out, let's give him an Abe Lincoln!

by Bounce.Nerd November 10, 2009

Abraham Lincoln

Premeditated sex act involving a handful of pubic hair, semen, and a large top hat, not unlike that of Abraham Lincoln. The unknowing partner falls victim to a facial following a human hair confetti blast and a top hat on their head.

"I totaly pulled an abraham Lincoln on that one chick"

by Abraham Kincoln July 1, 2008

abe lincoln

Inventer of the lincoln logs :)

Little wooden logs ...... yaaaaaaa

by Big K Lovin ... Word January 12, 2005

Blinkin Lincoln

The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.

Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.

by candle weiners December 21, 2008

abe lincoln

come on guys, the sex act definitions are just wrong and disgusting. all of you people who defined them are sexist mysogynists who I hope will never get a girl on whom they could try this technique.

anyways, honest abe was quite possibly the greatest president the us has ever had. he freed the slaves, united the country, and lived in a log cabin.

abe lincoln was an awesome president.

by gwb sucks October 7, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

Grow your pubic hair out, so it is real bushy. Then, shave everything except scrotum, pubic hair, and shave out a top hat in the pubic hair around the base of the penis. then you have yourself an abraham lincoln. Show it to someone and it is worth two kicks.

I showed a friend the Abraham Lincoln and they congratulated me.

by Major League May 22, 2007