Landon’s 47 Inch Shlong

Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you

Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?

Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!

by AlmostCCAfton May 24, 2021

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Landon

A weird creature that emerges from the void to commit various crimes.

Omg run there’s a Landon coming.

by orxcle4 December 28, 2023

Landon

A guy named Landon is a guy who is tall, hot, can get any girl but has a MASSIVE Cock. Which is usually 12-13 inches. They are ABSOLUTE Giga Chads.

Oh my is that Landon

by Giga chads January 19, 2022

Landon

A gay dude who eat a lot of penis

Your such a Landon

by Dycibgccg September 14, 2020

Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021

Landon + Lily

The power couple they are made for each other and love to help their friends

do you know Landon + Lily?

yeah they're a power couple

by this is me dont be sad May 14, 2022